Q. Where in Wales are you from?
...it's a small market town in West Wales, about here-
Nothing much happens there which is kind of cool. Lots of people speak Welsh. It's got a big farmers market where the old train station used to be. It's got the oldest and smallest university in Wales. It used to have a mott and bailey castle in the college grounds but there's only a mound of earth there now. It had a WHSmiths once. That's long gone too. But now it's got its own pedestrian crossing with a set of traffic lights.
That's dead posh.
There's a website all about it (the town, not the pedestrian crossing) here. I think you should go there on your holidays.